10/31/18: Uinta Brewing Company's Jacked B Nimble, a Timely Halloween Post
4:44 PMWe've made it to Halloween night which, on the blog, marks the finale of Spooky Finger Puppet Ghost Month. It's been a gloomy Halloween, which may be why we haven't heard a single knock on our door tonight. Michelle and I weren't sure we'd get many trick or treaters here anyway, which means that now we have to eat all the candy I bought for tonight by ourselves. Bummer, I guess. (I did see a family across the street before the rain started in force, but it guess the downpour scared them inside.)
I bought this bottle of Jacked B Nimble, which is, of course, the beer I'm drinking tonight, back in July when I was begging for an early fall. When I saw it on the shelf at my local bottle shop, I nabbed it without really looking at the bottle--it said "Imperial Black Pumpkin Ale," and that was all I needed. It was only when I'd decided to save it for this post that I really started investigating it. It was bottled, as seen on my Instagram, in September 2015. Meaning that it's been aging for three years. Please note, in case I need to explicitly state it, that I'm not reviewing this beer as it was freshly bottled. If you pick up one that is, don't expect it to be like what I'm about to describe.
I get the pumpkin and spice aromas without issue. There's also a sour fruitiness at play here in the bouquet--think along the lines of a Granny Smith apple. By digging a little deeper, I find the oak barrel woodiness from the aging process of the ale. And that's all I can suss out here. It's an intriguing nose, one that just begging to be followed up with a healthy swig. It's also one that isn't for Purrl, apparently. She gave the bottle four whiffs before resuming her guard against the spooky Halloween darkness.
Jacked B Nimble's flavor is far from what I was expecting! I went into that first swig hoping for a boozy warmth fueled by pumpkin spice goodness. What I found was a dry sour funk. It's not unpleasant but, unfortunately, it overpowers everything else that's here. And there are other flavors: the pumpkin, the caramel, the spice. the oak--they're all here, but you really need to seek them out to find them. The warm boozy wood barrel bourboniness is here in the finish, so that's a big plus. But that's even overpowered by the funk, meaning that it doesn't taste like an 11 percenter. NOTE WHILE EDITING: After giving my bottle some time to breathe, the wood and bourbon bite come through more. The funkiness is still here, it's just far more subdued.
The mouthfeel gives away that 11%, mind you. Each swig is enormous--it's like taking a bite of bread. Nice and chewy.
When I was a kid, the neighborhood I lived in was on the edge of a forest. If you walked to the end of my street, the neighborhood ended and the forest began. I loved exploring that forest with my brother and any of the handful of neighborhood kids who'd willingly tag along.
When I was somewhere around 9- or 10-years-old, we went further into the woods than we'd ever been. We came upon a clearing that was full of deer skulls and bear traps. Just beyond the clearing was a dilapidated, abandoned two-story white farmhouse. The door was wide and we poked inside.
There was graffiti everywhere. We didn't get further than the living room (which the front door led immediately into) but in the corner there we could spy a stairway. On the outside, through a window upstairs, we could see a door spray painted on the wall with "PORTAL TO HELL" scrawled beside it. That terrified us.
Before we all ran back home through a maze of trees, we braved checking out the barn. The thing was in terrible shape, leaning over and shuttering in the wind. Inside, lining the dirt floor, were old toys. Baby dolls galore. Some Fisher-Price stuff from, presumably, the '70s or '80s. Needless to say, the whole affair was sufficiently creepy.
I know my whole "beer from the bottle" stance, but I had to see for myself how dark this was. While it wasn't exactly black, it was exceedingly dark. |
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